Labor Day in Ohio

Most people thought John McCain announcing his running mate would be the biggest and best thing to hit Dayton over Labor Day weekend... they were wrong. The Taylor's converged on the town and took over every venue we visited. Here the play by play:

1st Inning - Arrival and Greeting by Bree - According to Bree's 6th sense, Dad is as shady a character as Carl! Who knew. Thank God Bree pointed that out for us.

2nd Inning - Bob Evans and Wal- Mart - North Dayton thought it was a Philadelphia Eagles convention b/c of all the Eagle's appeal (pre-fantasy draft).

3rd Inning - The family draft was accompanied with a little Brain Age on the DS. So who had the biggest brain after all? The Draft went off without a hitch and 7 of 8 players participated.


4th Inning - Bowling, Sirmans and Chipolte - The Sirmans came to visit while we bowled in Moraine. GG Harris play 2 games at the age of 87! Dad put up scores to prove why he is king and never talked any trash. His high game was a 173 but he beat EVERYONE on EVERY game! If you know E&J you know that no trip to OH is complete without a visit to Chipolte.

Bottom of the 4th - The only major downer of the weekend was Mom's ailing Nissan Murano which quit working for no apparent reason. The vehicle only has 8000 miles on it so there was no reason for it to break down and strand 4 people 500 miles from home.

5th Inning - B/c of a debate over church locations and times we ended up at the Apex Church in Kettering. The 9:30 contempory service was well done. I think everyone enjoyed the message on idolatry. Church was followed by a Jazmin favorite, First Watch. During the wait Uncle D bought Will the coolest pop-up book I've every seen. Really! Following brunch the ladies went to?, Dad and Will went to the Wright Patterson Air Force Museum and Carl, David and I went to play paintball at RUSH paintball. David was unstoppable as the sniper (with arguably the most impressive paintball shot ever) and this outing was my best outing to date. Playing with a little confidence helps. I was picking off 10 year olds left and right. Carl was on the short end of the stick primarily b/c he was playing against us most of the time. When the 3 of us were on a team we were unbeatable. Believe that!

Bottom of the 5th - Following paintball we met at a new rally point, Kerri Scott's house. It was time for Jazmin to put Carl's tennis trash talk to bed, once and for all. While Carl had a few bright moments, Jazmin could have made him cry. Since she didn't say it, I will: "Grasshopper, Do not go to war against a shark in the sea or a tiger in the jungle or a polar bear on the ice or Jazmin on a tennis court." Rally in the 5th - Following tennis, we ate and played Taboo. The group had grown considerably by this point. Tammy Enright stopped by and the Sirman 4 were present as well. Although some should not have nearly all stayed up passed their bedtime, and for one it took a magic pen to bring the night to an end, all had a great time and the boys were victorious. We won by 3!

6th Inning - Labor Day - The plan was to eat at the Golden Nugget but Rosemary was smart and called ahead. They were closed so Cracker Barrel received our 15 person party and the tip to go with it. Mary and Missy dress alike and took a picture.Despite the fact that everyone want to do something different the great negotiators of the group worked out a deal that was approved by all (at a 2:1.5 ratio) . The Sirmans took Tommy and Missy for the afternoon. Then we headed to the Dayton Mall where bargains were found, massages enjoyed, and comments like "no one wears jean shorts any more" and "the situation is skewed".

7th inning - All of this was followed by an invigoration round of Paintball. Per the deal made earlier after 2 hours in the mall the girls had to play 1.5 hours of paintball. We choose an overgrown field in the middle of nowhere. We crawled through poison ivy and all types of thing in the field. We ended up with 5 working markers for 6 people. Major props to Dad, Jazmin and Kerry for getting out there and playing with the boys. Special mention for GG Harris who was willing to come along video tape. It was an outstanding event.

Run rule- After showers everyone showed up at Cheesecake Factory. Cool restaurant. The Cheesecake Factory was effectively the end of the weekend but a great time was had by all.

Thank you all for coming and making this a great weekend. While a few things did not work out the way they were intended, this was truly one of the best weekends of my life. Thanks for making it happen!

Totally 80's

A co-worker and friend of mine, Jen Silverman had an 80's party last night. The party was well attended and everyone had a great time. The party was complete with a "slide show on steroids" which included 80's pics of most in attendence and trivia, and an HD projection video of 80's music and movies.

I realized that even though I was young in the 80's there wasn't much good about the 80's. The styles were crazy, most of the music was sorry, AIDS, the cold war, MTV, ALF, the drugs.... The good things, as I see it were Star Wars, RUN DMC (hip hop in general), the Cosby Show, MTV and ET. Most agreed that they wouldn't go back to the 80's to save their lives.
Ross T. Cloyd and I decided to attend the party as Crocket and Tubbs from Miami Vice. After several trips to the Good Will, party stores, and other consignment shops, we were ready to protect Shadow Valley CC from crime.
Other costumes included several of the big hair eighty's girls, a graduate, rainbow bright, tight rolled pants, the guy who's only line is grunting in Meatball or Revenge of the Nerds (or one of those movies), preppy guy, preppy girl, trashy guy, trashy girl, too many guys in rediculously short shorts, but no one showed up as Mr. T.

Deck Project

When we moved to AR, we purchased a beautiful house but the deck was in desperate need of some work. The previous owner did a horrible job staining the deck. There were visible sneaker prints, splash marks, drips, and even perpendicular brush marks. Beautiful view from the deck, horrible view on it.

In April, following Easter, I began sanding the 4 year old stain off of the deck. This was a huge task and because of the mess, I usually reserved weekends to put on a dust mask, knee protectors, ear protection and old jeans and get to it. After buring out my old sander, I completed the sanding last weekend. I tore down the railings and began to stain new wood pieces.

Just today, I stained the 4x4's and first 2 boards. The stained board below is one which needed to be replaced.

Tornado

On Saturday Night, May 10th, 2008, we were headed to our country club's clubhouse for dinner with some friends. When we arrived there was a sense of urgency from everyone. The TVs were showing tornado warnings and the weatherman was showing "rotation" over our general area. The sky was dark then began to lighten and a protrusion began to extend from a cloud just north of the clubhouse. The offending cloud continued to extend. The rotation was visible. The cloud continued to drop into an easily distinguishable funnel cloud. The cloud blew over without touching down. The end of the story is that the tornado never touched down. To my knowledge, no one was hurt. We continued with dinner and had a great night.

Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day. Mom's truely never get a day off. H had a pretty good day but as I type this, she is handling laundry and kids. Since the CT tri-cycle incident, she's really become a great Mom.

Here's how Mother's day unfolded in the Taylor household: I woke up at 6:30 and took Melissa to do our Mother's Day shopping. We headed stright for Wal-Mart (where an associate tried to talk me into a Land of Frost sliced lunch meat b/f I informed her at that I represent Oscar Mayer) and bumped into a a co-work doing the same thing. Funny thing. Shoppers in Wal-Mart at 6:40AM on Mother's Day are 98% men. My Dad explained that the women plan better... they all shop the night before. With time as limited as it has been, I had a lot of shopping to do. Flowers, potting soil etc. At the end of the day, Missy and I headed home with a 4 gig Ipod and a Digital Picture Frame.

This is where the day became interesting. Jazmin and I spent the morning, and some of the afternoon going through thousands of digital photos. As many as 255 could have been duplicates. We look at the birth of all three kids, vacations to beaches, theme-parks, countless birthdays, Christmas and Easter Celebrations, and 2 of the goofiest kids on Earth along with hundreds of friends. The trip down memory lane was the most fun Jazmin and I have had in a long time. Next week is the hard copy photos.

Bonus: If you have a chance, ask Melissa to read you a Skippyjon Jones book. I HIGHLY recommend it.

A TV that fits

If you visited us in NW AR you know that our old TV did not fit well in the cut out above the fireplace in the family room. Well... we finally remedied that situation. After extensive research, I decided on an LCD we went with Samsung over Sony.

The photo is terrible but the TV fits with less than a quarter inch on all three sides. We decided to go with the full 1080p for the maximum flexibility: Over the air HD (the best signal available - 1080p), HD movies (Wal-Mart went with Blu-ray and thus Blu-ray wins the battle over HD DVD), gaming (PS3 is the best deal going on Blu-ray), computer monitor, Directv etc. Directv only broadcast in 1080i so we haven't made that upgrade yet.

Mardi Gras

Apparently it was time for the Taylor's to get a little culture. Having grown up in the Northeast, neither Jazmin or I knew anything about Mardi Gras. Stephenie Sullivan went to great lenghts to put this together so the least we could do was show up. Here's some vocabulary for the event:

• Hurrican - Tropical punch made with Rum
• King Cake - A cinnamon roll - cake with a plastic baby inside

The was pretty much it. We had a great time. Thanks to Stephenie Sullivan for throwing a great party!